This "having Fridays off" thing hasn't completely sunk in yet, I don't think.
I did not - I repeat, did NOT - set my alarm last night. However, I woke up around 4:00 AM to use the bathroom, got back into bed, saw that my alarm wasn't set, and in my half-asleep stupor, freaked out. OMG, how could I not have set my alarm? I'll be late for work!
Cue 6 AM. After slapping the snooze alarm since 5:15, hubby nudges me... "honey, why the hell is your alarm going off?"
"Ummm... uhhh... because I'm an effing dumbass, that's why."
Posted by beenie at August 19, 2005 11:11 AM