June 19, 2005
And I have to start my new job WHEN?!?!
My weekend:
Friday night: massive amounts of company, go late-night Wal-marting with friend to escape company
Saturday afternoon: shop for contents of prize bags for bridal shower games
Saturday night: bachelorette party. Have a GREAT time sitting around BSing and reminiscing with girlfriends. Get so drunk that I vomit before we even leave the hostess' house to go bar-hopping (apparently there was more alcohol in that pitcher than I thought!). Eat some tortilla chips and feel fine a little while later, proceed to bar-hop. Back to hostess' house, eat pizza. Arrive home at 3:30 AM, bed at 4:00 AM.
Sunday morning: wake up to phone ringing at 8:00 - bride-to-be tells me that I left my cellphone at hostess' house, but that she'll bring it to the shower (why I needed to know this at 8:00 AM I'll never know). Wake up for good at around 9:30. Brunch with in-laws for Father's Day.
Sunday afternoon into evening: get back from brunch, scramble to get ready for shower and put together gift bags for game winners. Get in car, remember that the salad container from Friday afternoon's lunch is still in backseat due to overpowering stench of 100-degree hot feta cheese and caesar dressing combo. Head to shower, see bride-to-be in her coconut bra and grass skirt (it was a hula theme), have fun with girls, eat too much food, come home to napping husband (bachelor party was Saturday night). Call dad for Father's Day, wake up husband, order dinner, eat, blog.
Is it time for bed yet? And after all that, I have to start a brand-spankin' new job tomorrow morning. Joy.
