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I can't stop laughing!

Create your own religion, Mad-Libs style!

Here's mine:

In the beginning God created the cat and the wine glass. The wine glass was without cell phones and miserly. Then God said let there be bat and there was bat. And God saw the bat, that it was curmudgeonly. On the 6th day God created the first man, Snowball. And God saw Snowball, that he was slick. God then took one of Snowball's fingers and made the first woman, Beatrice. And God said you shall not eat of the cow of desk for if you do you shall surely screw. But unfortunately a wily sheep tricked Beatrice into eating of the cow of desk while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. Snowball and Beatrice then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a berateer of nozzles, while Able was a herder of porcupines. Cane then gave God an offering of carbonated speakers and Able gave Him an offering of printer. But God really preferred the printer so Cane repeatedly aspirated Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to berate nozzles forever.