And now for something completely different
Some humor regarding my adopted home state...
Due to the popularity of the Survivor Shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor Wisconsin Style."
The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minoqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Rice Lake, Chippewa Falls, Eau Claire, all the way down to Lake Windsor, Madison, and back over to Milwaukee.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a very large bumper sticker that reads; "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, bratwurst clogs your arteries, the Green Bay Packers suck - Go Bears!, cheese is high in cholesterol, Hillary in 2004, hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins!!!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL CONTESTANTS!!!!!
Posted by beenie at March 11, 2003 01:35 PM