You know you're a jackass when...
I have officially banned the first person EVER from my residence.
We've known this guy for a while. He's always been a "storyteller." He came with us a few years ago to Renn Faire, where he said that he met a deaf girl, signed back and forth with her and got her number, but that my husband made him throw her number on the pile at the book burning. First of all, he can't sign. Second of all, there is no book burning at Renn Faire. Third of all, if he got a girl's number, my husband would probably be the first one encouraging him to use it, because the guy can use all the friends he can get.
Fast forward to probably about a year ago. He was spreading rumors that his boss was going up to strip clubs and getting blow jobs. Well, his boss just to happens to be the father of a good friend of ours, and we know the blow job story is patently false. He also spread a rumor that our friend's sister told him he could warm his hands between her legs when he came in from the cold one day last winter.
He's gone too far this time. He must either be incredibly stupid (that's my vote), or have something against that family, because, well... our friend's sister just had a baby. This guy is NOW going around saying that he has no idea how she even knows who the father is, because he can name "at least 5 guys she's slept with, and each of those guys can name at least two more."
The only person she's ever slept with is the baby's father, and they're sticking together and getting married somewhere down the road.
Jackass.
He is NOT welcome in my home.
Posted by beenie at August 5, 2003 12:44 PM